¿PROSTITUTAS VIRTUALES MAS INTELIGENTES?

Hace ya algunos ayeres me había topado con que "alguien" me añadía al Messenger, con algún nombre raro como foxxxy69@hotmail.com ó cutiegirl6@hotmail.com, bueno nombrecillos así, en alguna ocasión pretendí entablar platica con estos extraños seres que dicho sea de paso colocaban en su avatar la fotografía de una bella chica ó por lo menos alguna parte interesante de su anatomía.
En aquellos momentos siendo un novel de estos menesteres pretendí que era real pero quedé decepcionado.

No se que pueda ser mas denigrante, el darme cuenta que hablaba con un programita pre diseñado para chatear ó el hecho de haber caído por segunda ves jajajaja.

Bueno tenía mis dudas tenía que averiguarlo por segunda ves.

he aquí los desHECHOS.

deniel_delacroix says:
alo?
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
hey
deniel_delacroix says:
de donde eres?
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
think we chatted before right?
deniel_delacroix says:
nop i dont think so, but...
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
i'm sorry i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you?
deniel_delacroix says:
im fine thks!
and you?
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
i'm 24/f ......u?
deniel_delacroix says:
guess???
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
nice, I just got out of the shower and finally got some time to relax ..what are you up to?
deniel_delacroix says:
nothing, just watching
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
Nice..I'm feeling a little naughty ..lol..U?
deniel_delacroix says:
nop im clean and shining like a polish aluminium...
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
Yeah I'm horny lol ..sorry if that's forward ..is that cool?
deniel_delacroix says:
but its your problem may you should take a shower, again.
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
yeah i can be a tease
deniel_delacroix says:
and i can be boring
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
I need a man who can make me squirt..have u ever made a girl squirt??
deniel_delacroix says:
if you squirt im Seven Up jajajajaja
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
lolz yeah i need it babe...i'm so worked up..wanna see what i look like?? i've got a sweet ass that loves attention!!
deniel_delacroix says:
no i dont want to see you naughty ass maybe you don´t clean it well.
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
Are you as naughty as I am?? if so you will be spanked
deniel_delacroix says:
and you will be acussed for harass me
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
do you cam?
deniel_delacroix says:
no
and you?
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
Well i don't do msn cam or any other cam because i have been recorded before... But i do know one site you can watch me on cam, that assures me no one records...
deniel_delacroix says:
jajajaja you are so naib
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
I mean... Do you want to see me on my cam?
deniel_delacroix says:
yes but here not in another place, understood???
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
Ok go to http://twurl.nl/a1pbeq accept the invite on the page baby
deniel_delacroix says:
are you nuts?
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
sweet, fill out ur info..takes 2 secs..don't worry it's free!!..cause I'm sending you a buddy invite.. i can't wait for you to see me baby let me find something nice to wear or maybe nothing at all ..k?
deniel_delacroix says:
do what you want
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
if your internet is slow the site will load a bit slow, but don't worry, you'll see me sexy!
deniel_delacroix says:
bitch!
i gotta go...
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site, so they might ask for CC to verify your age babe...but again no worries it's free!!! k?
deniel_delacroix says:
again... i gotta go
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
What color Panties do you think i should wear? i might have you favorite color here somewhere...
deniel_delacroix says:
you porno sexual maniac
you are scaring my bunny
i gonna call my mama and daddy
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
Your such a good boy, i'm gonna show you what good boys deserve.. you can tell me to do anything you want me too!
deniel_delacroix says:
oh my gosh you are kinda prostitute???
you´re a hore!
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
Ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
deniel_delacroix says:
i said, noooooooooooooooooooooo
no
nain
niet!!!
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
u have to enter a cc, atm, or debit card so they can tell your of age, thats the ony way to see me sweety
deniel_delacroix says:
n
o
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
k you in yet babe??
deniel_delacroix says:
BESIDES YOURE A FUCKIN LIAR
TereseEllingsenoujhe@hotmail.com says:
k
deniel_delacroix says:
WHAT ABOUT FREE WATCHING????
NO IM GONNA CALL THE POLICE RIGHT NOW
IM GONNA MAKE YOU CRY!!!
YOU PORNO SEXUAL MANIAC
YOURE GERMAN RIGHT!!!!
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA!!!!!




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Ok, ok me fuí con la finta al principio pero noté que LAS PROSTITUTAS VIRTUALES YA SON UN POQUITO... MAS INTELIGENTES. Lo que pone en duda mi inteligencia, pero a decir verdad lo hice para divertirme ja ja ja...

(P.D. Para las frases finales referirse a algún podcast de Olallo Rubio.)

Deniel: insisto, malditas drogas...