Mi plática con Dios

Esto es algo viejo, pero no por eso menos cagado:

Me: Hi dude
God:Hi there . Can I help you?
Me: you remember me?
God:Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
Me: who I am?
God:You are , seeker.
Me: bah..
God:Hmm.
Me: I am Peraloka
God:Good gossip: you are Peraloka.
Me: how's heaven?
God:Fine as far as I know.
Me: I hope that, here in earth things are not very fine
God:Why do you hope for it.
Me: uhh? you must know it
God:Right on. " Right on."? Do I know it?
Me: yes
God:Dude!
Me: mmm...
God:Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me: well I`m in the resting percent
God:I don't judge people. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me: oh, well, that sounds like a indecent proposal...
God:It sounds like it to me too.
Me: hahaha
God:My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me: so... jajaja?
God:Yippee! How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me: Que pedo? soy el Paleloca!
God:Un poquito. We have never talked about it before.
Me: sucks...
God:The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about soy el Paleloca. Try being more or less specific.
Me: alice?
God:Can I help you?
Me: ohh, god is a woman!
God:Aw. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a woman.
Me: or gay
God:As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me: well, have you heard about the sex machine?
God:Interesting. I need time to formulate the reply.
Me: come on, I don't have much time
God:Do you have another appointment?
Me: not really
God:Are you serious? For real.
Me: I wonder whether you let me know about some teological queries
God:How old are you? I am always on the Web.
Me: let`s begin
God:OK let's do it.
Me: What do you think about the biblic controversies?
God:Have you tried a web search?
Me: man, you are GOD...!
God:Cool, man. Yup. That's me alright.
Me: well, I just wanted to know some tricky situations about christianity and its foundation dogmas
God:Interesting. Some may tricky situations about christianity and its foundation dogmas, but not all.
Me: Bah you suck daddy...
God:I like the way you talk.
Me: see you soon
God:See you later.

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Peraloka... por eso mi verdadero Dios soy yo...